Lost Your Garmin? I'm Not Sure Any of These Signs Will Help You

For today’s post, I’d like to revisit the world of stupid signs. Some are unintentionally hilarious due to poor phrasing, and some just don’t make sense. I think I’ll start with the poor phrasing:

Courtesy of failblog.org

And here I was under the impression that assisted suicide was illegal in most states! I was also unaware that worrying was deadly, barring a stroke or aneurism.

Courtesy of failblog.org

I’m thinking doing drugs is something that you would want to prevent middle school students from doing…but hey! What do I know? Maybe they are just passing out Ritalin to everybody in homeroom now.


Well! Now I’ve found the Taco Bell restaurant where I’m not going to eat! At least they’re giving all those little sh**s we all know jobs, perhaps it will better them…or they’ll figure out how to spit in peoples’ burritos. Sh**.

A turn towards the ridiculous, perchance?


Ah yes, the ubiquitous “Jesus is the answer” sign (why is this guy's sign in quotes?). Jesus can be the answer; I’m not denying this. If the question is, “who is a prohibitionist’s worst nightmare?” the answer would most likely be Jesus, due to the fact that he can turn water into wine whenever he pleases. Now, if the question is, “does the dog have water in his bowl?” or, “who invented the internet?” I’m betting the answer is most certainly not Jesus. Especially because Al Gore apparently invented the internet, along with global warming! Yay!

Keeping up with the religious theme:


Uh…thanks for your approval? Why I would need approval to be heterosexual from a billboard is beyond me. That’s like throwing money away on a billboard saying, “Do you like sandwiches? It’s ok…turn to God for your sandwich obsessive tendencies, especially because that makes you a complete freak. Seriously. You need help.” And besides, you’re supposed to be letting homosexuals know that it’s ok to be gay, oh wait, you’re a creepy mega-church. Never mind.


I’m guessing this was just created to include in driving tests for 16-year-olds, just to see if their heads would explode. That would be pretty cool…no, no; crazy teenager deaths are only cool in slasher flicks, or if they’re really annoying.


Yes, thank you; I think I can restrain myself.

To end, I’ve reserved two signs that will most certainly make you wonder whether you might have ingested some LSD before you read this post:


No, no, that’s not a baboon. That’s some form of antlered creature, and I have no idea what that would have to do with baboons at all. In this blog, we’ve already seen the “AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! BABOONS!!!!!!” sign guy was capable of putting his sign together and in the ground. At this point, however, literacy is apparently not a requirement to get a job with the African department of transportation anymore.

And finally, the piece de resistance:

Courtesy of corndogger.com

I don’t even know where to start. Just make sure that the only time you end up in this place, where the handicapped are magnetically attracted to the jaws of the alligators, is when you are there with one of your handicapped friends who just so happens to annoy the heck out of you.

Until next time, AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! BABOONS!!!!!!!!!!!